Thursday, January 20, 2005

This just in: The further away a radiation emitting device is from your brain, the better. Scientific community stunned at report.

Thank you Captain *ehem* I mean Doctor Obvious.

("I didn't spend 4 years and obvious school just to be called Captain, thank you very much.")

BBC NEWS | Health | Hands-free kits 'cut radiation': "Radiation emissions absorbed by the head from using mobile phones are cut by using hands-free kits, a study says."


Post a Comment

<< Home